gayerthanjew:

francieum:

snake-dad:

electric toothbrushes are okay i guess, but i like to stick with my acoustic

There are no such things as acoustic toothbrushes. I think this is really offensive to gay people. Nevertheless, God bless us all.

#i’m not too sure what happened here

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forestdruids:

Playing the Witcher 2 because frankly gaming is better than people.

Such and amazing game.

Much better than people.

the-masters-fallen-angel:

geobytes:

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.

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